Ho hum. Frankly, I don't have much to entertain you. You'd probably have more fun on somebody else's homepage, or reading the Best of Eit.

Unless, of course, you want to read about my new alter ego. But be warned, this is likely to damage your brain. Especially if "Good old Rebar, salt of the earth Rebar" is an important pillar of your worldview. (Perlick, this means you!)

All right then, if you insist. Make sure your brain protection is secure, and follow me.

Finally, I would like to apologize, humbly and sincerely, for not taking up this hobby back at TEP, where it could have been properly appreciated by visiting National representatives.